Take This Show and Shove It!

TITLE:

Take This Show and Shove It

AUTHOR:

Kylara Ingress

FEEDBACK:

the more I get, the kookier I become kingress@gmail.com

ARCHIVE / WEBSITE:

sure - just let me know, please

FANDOM/ PAIRING:

multi-fandom

SERIES:

none

CATEGORY:

filk

RATING / WARNINGS:

PG

SUMMARY:

a filk song to the tune of "Take This Job and Shove It"

SPOILERS:

none

DISCLAIMER:

consider it parody . . . .

AUTHOR'S NOTES:

I was asked to write a filk to "Take This Job and Shove It" for a co-worker who was retiring.  As I did so, I couldn't help but sing, "Take this show and shove it," and so decided to keep writing it.

DEDICATION:

to all the fanboy geeks out there who nitpick with the best of them!

 

Take This Show and Shove It

Kylara Ingress

(sung to the tune of "Take This Job and Shove It", the Johnny Paycheck version)

 

Take this show and shove it;

I ain't watchin' this no more.

My show done went and changed all the things

I was watchin' for.

You better not try to argue your case,

I've found it quite the bore

Take this show and shove it;

I ain't watchin' this no more.

 

I've been watchin' this dang show

From the start, that's a lot.

All this time I watched the people

Drownin' in a lack of plot.

And I seen a lot of actors who

Wanted to join the fray

I'd give 'em the website I created

If I had the guts to say:

 

Take this show and shove it;

I ain't watchin' this no more.

My show done went and changed all the things

I was watchin' for.

You better not try to argue your case,

I've found it quite the bore

Take this show and shove it;

I ain't watchin' this no more.

 

That producer, he's a regular dog,

The director, he's a fool

Gotta bunch of fancy effects,

Lord, they think they're cool.

One of these days, I'm gonna blow my top

And those ratings, they'll take a dive

I can't wait to see their faces

When I broadcast live:

 

Take this show and shove it;

I ain't watchin' this no more.

My show done went and changed all the things

I was watchin' for.

You better not try to argue your case,

I've found it quite the bore

Take this show and shove it;

I ain't watchin' this no more.

 

Fini 2/28/03

 

 

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