These are a Few of the Slashiest Things

TITLE:

These Are a Few of the Slashiest Things

AUTHOR:

Kylara Ingress

FEEDBACK:

good or bad, send it to me:  kingress@gmail.com

ARCHIVE / WEBSITE:

sure - just let me know, please

FANDOM/ PAIRING:

none

SERIES:

none

CATEGORY:

fillk

RATING / WARNINGS:

oh, R probably

SUMMARY:

a filk song to the tune of "These Are a Few of My Favorite Things" from Sound of Music

SPOILERS:

none

DISCLAIMER:

Rodgers & Hammerstein own the song, but I consider it parody

AUTHOR'S NOTES:

Not only did this appear in Angel and the Dreamer 7, I'm also honored to announce it won the Best Poem (multi-fandom) award in the SIZZLER ConneXions con awards (http://www.geocities.com/methoschickee/sizzler.html).  This is what happens when I watch the Julie Andrews double feature of Victor/Victoria and The Sound of Music.

DEDICATION:

To Julie Andrews, for inspiration

 

These Are a Few of the Slashiest Things

Kylara Ingress

(Sung to the tune of "These Are a Few of My Favorite Things" by Rogers & Hammerstein from The Sound of Music)

 

Cute little smiles,

And shy little glances,

Coy double entendres

And elusive romances.

Hot bonded sex slaves

Tied up with strings:

These are a few of the slashiest things.

 

Cream colored K-Y,

And furious hand jobs.

Kisses and fistings

That make members throb.

Wild passionate sex

Which make the boys give a sing:

These are a few of the slashiest things.

 

When the man bites,

When the ropes chafe,

When the angst is bad,

I simply remember the slashiest things,

And then I don't feel so bad!

 

Men in tight blue jeans with button fly zippers,

Convincing your friends that these two are real 'shippers,

Simple experiments that turn into flings:

These are a few of the slashiest things.

 

When the man bites,

When the ropes chafe,

When the angst is bad,

I simply remember the slashiest things,

And then I don't feel so bad!

 

The End

 

 

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