Sodomy

TITLE:

Sodomy

AUTHOR:

Kylara Ingress

FEEDBACK:

this is the kind of thing that happens when I get positive feedback:  kingress@gmail.com

ARCHIVE / WEBSITE:

sure - just let me know, please

FANDOM/ PAIRING:

none

SERIES:

none

CATEGORY:

filk

RATING / WARNINGS:

Oh, R

SUMMARY:

a filk song sung to Billy Joel's "Honesty".

SPOILERS:

none, obviously

DISCLAIMER:

Actually, in a way I don't have to do this (see notes) but, "Honesty" is owned by Billy Joel.  Knowin' him, he'd probably laugh his ass off about it.

AUTHOR'S NOTES:

This is all Billy's fault.  See, I was watching him on Bravo's Inside the Actor's Studio, and he was asked about how he came up with the lyrics of "Honesty".  He said he had the tune first, but no lyrics, and he was playing it with his band, when over his earpiece, he heard Liberty (his drummer) singing, "Sodomy".  I knew then I had to write a filk . . . .

DEDICATION:

To Billy Joel, for the wonderful down-to-earth way he approaches the fan

Sodomy

Kylara Ingress

(Sung to the tune of "Honesty" by Billy Joel)

 

If you search for sweet young chicks,

They aren't that hard to find

Guys can get the girls they need to stupp

But if you look for hot long dicks,

You might just as well go blind

It always take a bit of owning up.

 

CHORUS:

Sodomy is such a lovely word,

Everyone just loves to screw.

Sodomy is the sex that I prefer

And mostly what I need from you.

 

I can always find someone

To say they like same sex

If I go to gay clubs on the street

But I don't want some lady's face

To be my lady ex

All I want is a guy with some meat.

 

REPEAT CHORUS

Sodomy is such a lovely word,

Everyone just loves to screw.

Sodomy is the sex that I prefer

And mostly what I need from you.

 

I can find a lover, I can find a friend,

I can have security until the bitter end.

Any girl can comfort me with promises again,

I know (I know), I know....

 

When he's deep inside of me,

I'm not all that concerned

I'm not askin' for nothin' I don't want.

But when I want that to be me,

Tell me where else can I turn?

Because you're the guy that's more than just a jaunt,

 

REPEAT CHORUS

Sodomy is such a lovely word,

Everyone just loves to screw.

Sodomy is the sex that I prefer

And mostly what I need from you.

 

The End

 

 

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