I Will Swallow

AUTHOR:

Kylara Ingress

FEEDBACK:

the more I get, the more warped I am tallsor@yahoo.com  

ARCHIVE / WEBSITE:

ITAK (http://itak.slashcity.net/), others ask

FANDOM/ PAIRING:

none, really (general slash, kinda Sam/Al of Quantum Leap if you stretch)

SERIES:

 

CATEGORY:

filk song, answer to a challenge (see author's notes)

RATING / WARNINGS:

R, probably, considering the topic . . . .

SUMMARY:

a filk song sung to U2's "I Will Follow".

SPOILERS:

none

DISCLAIMER:

Actually, I don't have to do this bwa-ha-ha-ha!  (Except song is copyright U2, but this counts as parody, so there!)

AUTHOR'S NOTES:

Going home from work one day, J.D. heard the DJ on the radio give the Freudian slip (a nice purple one, too!) of calling the song "I Will Swallow" and challenged me to write a filk for it.  This is what I came up with. 

DEDICATION:

J.D., this one's for you, chick!

I Will Swallow

Kylara Ingress

(Sung to the tune of "I Will Follow", by U2)

 

I will swallow!

 

I was on the prude side, when you said

You said you wanted me,

I was interested in women,

I was blind, I did not see

 

A guy tries hard to not have sex

With another guy, it's so complex

If I stop to think, I start to enjoy:

Oh, boy.

 

If you stick your cock in my mouth,

Stick your cock in my mouth I will swallow.

 

If you stick your cock in my mouth,

Stick your cock in my mouth I will swallow.

 

I was on the bawdy side

When they started to ask around,

I had thought that I was safe,

I was lost, I was found.

 

If you stick your cock in my mouth,

Stick your cock in my mouth I will swallow.

If you stick your cock in my mouth,

Stick your cock in my mouth I will swallow.

I will swallow.

 

Your eyes make a circle

I see you when I go down there

Your eyes, your eyes...

 

If you stick your cock in my mouth,

Stick your cock in my mouth I will swallow.

 

If you stick your cock in my mouth,

Stick your cock in my mouth I will swallow.

 

I will swallow.

I will swallow.

 

The End

 

 

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