A Day on the Road

I Will Swallow

AUTHOR:	Kylara Ingress
FEEDBACK:	the more I get, the more warped I am – tallsor@yahoo.com
ARCHIVE / WEBSITE:	ITAK (http://itak.slashcity.net/), others ask
FANDOM/ PAIRING:	none, really (general slash, kinda – Sam/Al of Quantum Leap if you stretch)
SERIES:
CATEGORY:	filk song, answer to a challenge (see author's notes)
RATING / WARNINGS:	R, probably, considering the topic . . . .
SUMMARY:	a filk song sung to U2's "I Will Follow".
SPOILERS:	none
DISCLAIMER:	Actually, I don't have to do this – bwa-ha-ha-ha! (Except – song is copyright U2, but this counts as parody, so there!)
AUTHOR'S NOTES:	Going home from work one day, J.D. heard the DJ on the radio give the Freudian slip (a nice purple one, too!) of calling the song "I Will Swallow" – and challenged me to write a filk for it. This is what I came up with.
DEDICATION:	J.D., this one's for you, chick!

I Will Swallow

Kylara Ingress

(Sung to the tune of "I Will Follow", by U2)

I will swallow!

I was on the prude side, when you said

You said you wanted me,

I was interested in women,

I was blind, I did not see

A guy tries hard to not have sex

With another guy, it's so complex

If I stop to think, I start to enjoy:

Oh, boy.

If you stick your cock in my mouth,

Stick your cock in my mouth – I will swallow.

If you stick your cock in my mouth,

Stick your cock in my mouth – I will swallow.

I was on the bawdy side

When they started to ask around,

I had thought that I was safe,

I was lost, I was found.

If you stick your cock in my mouth,

Stick your cock in my mouth – I will swallow.

If you stick your cock in my mouth,

Stick your cock in my mouth – I will swallow.

I will swallow.

Your eyes make a circle

I see you when I go down there

Your eyes, your eyes...

If you stick your cock in my mouth,

Stick your cock in my mouth – I will swallow.

If you stick your cock in my mouth,

Stick your cock in my mouth – I will swallow.

I will swallow.

I will swallow.

The End

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